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James Whitcomb Riley

 

Jus' so yer know, this is how t'is s'posed to be spelt. 'Tis not m' fault. Reely!

   Little Orphan Annie

Inscribed with all faith and affection
	To all the little children:-The happy ones; and sad ones;
	The sober and the silent ones; the boisterous and glad ones;
	The good ones-Yes, the good ones, too; and all the lovely bad ones.

Little Orphant Annie's come to our house to stay,
An' wash the cups an' saucers up, an' brush the crumbs away,
An' shoo the chickens off the porch, an' dust the hearth, an' sweep,
An' make the fire, an' bake the bread, an' earn her board-an'-keep;
An' all us other childern, when the supper-things is done,
We set around the kitchen fire an' has the mostest fun
A-list'nin to the witch-tales 'at Annie tells about,
An' the Gobble-uns 'at gits you
					Ef you
					   Don't
					     Watch
					         Out!

Wunst they wuz a little boy wouldn't say his prayers,-
An' when he went to bed at night, away upstairs,
His Mammy heerd him holler, an' his Daddy heerd him bawl,
An' when they turn't the kivvers down, he wuzn't there at all!
An' they seeked him in the rafter room, an' cubbyhole, an' press,
An' seeked him up the chimbly-flue, an' ever'wheres, I guess;
But all they ever found wuz thist his pants an' roundabout:-
An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you
					Ef you
					   Don't
					     Watch
					         Out!

An' one time a little girl 'ud allus laugh an' grin,
An' make fun of ever'one, an' all her blood-an'-kin;
An' wunst, when they was "company", an' ole folks wuz there,
She mocked 'em an shocked 'em, an' said she didn't care!
An' thist as she kicked her heels, an' turn't to run an' hide,
They wuz two great big Black Things a-standin' by her side,
An' they snatched her through the ceilin' 'fore she knowed what she's about!
An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you
					Ef you
					   Don't
					     Watch
					         Out!

An' little Orphant Annie says, when the blaze is blue,
An' the lamp-wick sputters, an' the wind goes woo-oo!
An' you hear the crickets quit, an' the moon is gray,
An' the lightnin'-bugs in dew is all squenched away,-
You better mind yer parunts, an' yer teachurs fond an' dear,
An' churish them 'at loves you, an' dry the orphant's tear,
An' he'p the pore an' needy ones 'at clusters all about,
Er the Gobble-uns 'll git you
					Ef you
					   Don't
					     Watch
					         Out!
 

   Uncle Sidney's Logic

Pa wunst he scold' an' says to  me,-
  "Don't play so much, but try
To study more, and nen you'll be
  A great man, by-an'-by."
Nen Uncle Sidney says, "You let
  Him be a boy an' play.-
The greatest men on earth, I bet,
  'Ud trade with him today!"

 

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